Can we make a person's backstory from comments

[Krekkers]

Lets make a new person out of random backstory parts.
Let me start with.
The dude was born in 1999 and started life smoking Cuban cigars. He grew up fast and learned to drive at 2.
Then he...

 

[SlimShadyy]

died

 

[_DominikPro_]

and we didn't go to his funeral

 

[CPT_ARCHER]

The end. Lol

 

[_Nikki99]

He lived a nice life.

 

[Fichtner]

He goes to hell because of life smoking

 

[Klausly]

In hell he meets his ex

 

[Fichtner]

He asked his ex girlfriend that why she got in hell?

 

[Fichtner]

Ex said I was cheating over my husband